My Brilliant Plan To Defeat National, And How You Can Help

Dear fellow lefties,

We have to come up with a plan to defeat this government. National are going to start flogging off our assets if they are still in power after the election, and they’re also going to gut the welfare state, do their best to kneecap ACC, destroy Kiwisaver, and ensure that the gap between the richest and poorest in our society continues to widen.

The good news is I am developing a plan. I’ve worked out the first part of the plan, but I need your help to complete it.

Here’s the plan so far:

  1. We all fight amongst ourselves.
  2. [This is the bit I need your help with]
  3. Key’s government topples faster than Tripoli.

I can’t wait to hear your ideas.

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