A day in the life of Nick Smith

An exclusive peek into the life of one of our most celebrated public figures.

I did not order this – again

I originally posted this back in September 2013. The passage of time is relentless, but some things, and people, don’t ever seem to change.

I did not order this

No, I think you are mistaken. I did not order the Big Brunch Fry-up. Your claims are without any foundation whatsoever, and there is not a shred of evidence linking me to that meal. This is a vile smear concocted by my enemies, and I won’t stand for it!