I always wanted to write about pies, but somehow politics and the law got in the way.

This site is the culmination of many years of hard work, and a huge number of people died in terrible and painful ways on the way to getting it up and running.

But I salute each and every one of the people I squashed, spat on, or stabbed in the back on that long journey.

Who am I?

My name is Scott Yorke. Hello. Pleased to meet you.

This is my personal site. My posts do not represent the opinions of anyone other than my shadowy paymasters.

Blog disclosure

I am hopelessly compromised in every way imaginable.

The usual disclaimers

If I have defamed you, then sorry about that. You probably deserved it, though.

If I inadvertently infringe someone’s copyright on this site, drop me an email and, if your complaint is legitimate, I’ll take the material down.

If you’re in the news media and want to use anything on this site, go for it. I am vain, however, so a mention would be nice.

All copyright works on this site are licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 licence. That’s explained here.

If you’re wanting to copy third party material appearing on this site, then it’s your responsibility (not mine) to make sure you can do so.

Should readers send me money?

Yes.

This site isn’t funny

I know. Send money so I can employ decent writers.