I’ve done some number-crunching to work out what affect the tax cuts will have. Below is a helpful guide. Ignore the other calculators. This is the only one that matters.

1:58pm: Bill English is looking fabulous in his trademark black suit, and the camera is adoring him. 2:01pm: English places the One Ring on his finger and begins speaking. 2:22pm:  English announces everyone will get a pony. Those on lower tax brackets will get dead ones. 2.34pm:  A big cheer from the House as English announces…