PM says sackings show GCSB is getting house in order

Prime Minister John Key says the dismissal of two staff from the Government Communications Security Bureau (GCSB) demonstrates that it is committed to getting its house in order. A damning review of the GCSB’s performance has revealed major failings in the agency’s operations and organisation. But Key today insisted that action was being taken to…

PM vows to work on his lying

John Key Picture taken when he was at the height of his lying powers John Key is promising to work on his lying, after a series of scandals rocked his government. Mr Key continues to be asked by journalists how much he knew about the illegal spying activities of the GCSB, and about the police…

A statement from the Prime Minister

This government is committed to protecting the security and safety of all its citizens. But we also take very seriously the failings of the GCSB laid bare by Rebecca Kitteridge’s report, and we are determined to ensure these failings are rectified. As the Kitteridge report makes very clear, these problems would not have occurred if our…

A Diabolically Clever Plan

David#1:  Great news, David! I have irrefutable evidence that John Key’s been lying to the nation over what he knew about Kim Dotcom! David#2: That is indeed great news, David. Tell me more.David#1:  He’s gone and spoken to GCSB staff about the guy, that’s what. Apparently he cracked a joke in front of them. And he…

So It’s Possible

It’s entirely possible that police will find evidence of criminal offending by GCSB staff and will proceed to charge the individuals concerned.It is also possible that: John Tamihere will become the new patron of the SPCA Wheedle will make money Robbie Deans will be the Wallabies coach next season Mitt Romney will be the next US President Justin Bieber…