Right Thinking: Ponytail or phoney tale?

Dr. Frank Shizenhausen writes: I have had enough of this stroppy waitress and her hair. Who does she think she is, destroying the reputation of a decent man just because he has wandering hands?

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An interview with John Key

I was lucky enough yesterday to have the chance to sit down and interview the Prime Minister, John Key. Here is a transcript of our discussion. Me: Hello Prime Minister. Thank you for agreeing to talk. John Key:  That’s your opinion.Me:  Excuse me? JK:  I said that may be your opinion. But actually, I could…

Five reasons why this potato is better than John Key

1. This potato will not lie, prevaricate, or have convenient memory lapses. 2. This potato doesn’t care who you may be talking to, emailing, tweeting or Facebooking. This potato will not try to pass laws depriving you of your civil liberties or allowing other people to monitor your communications. 3. If you chop this potato…

National’s Hunger Plan

The National government has launched a new programme to ensure hungry workers get enough to eat. John Key today announced that the Government will spend millions of dollars to ensure all CEOs and business executives get a proper meal to start the day. “New Zealand’s future prosperity depends on our key business leaders having a…

The apology in full

Below is a full text of John Key’s apology this morning: Firstly, let me say what a tremendous honour and privilege it is to be a member of this parliament. I entered politics because, like all members, I wanted to make a difference and make our country a better place. I am in awe of…