An open letter to the College of Cardinals

Your Holinesses, Forgive me if I have breached any sort of protocol by writing this letter. Am I allowed to even call you that? I had no idea how to go about addressing you, so I decided to take a punt on “your holinesses”. I figured it was safe, as you would probably hold out some claim…

Another Financial Fraudster Convicted

A prominent business leader has been convicted of fraud, following the failure of his high profile business venture. Foreign national Joseph Ratzinger, who also goes by the aliases Pope Benedict XVI and the Bishop of Rome, was convicted and sentenced today in the Auckland High Court to two years’ imprisonment for his part in a…