Prime Minister John Key has told a group of Takapuna business leaders that Wellington is dying. “The reality is even Wellington is dying and we don’t know how to turn it around. All you have there is government, Victoria University and Weta Workshop”, said Mr Key. That’s unfair. Wellington has so much more to offer.…

Auckland has just been ranked the 4th best city in the world in terms of quality of living. Wellington ranked a measly 12th. How pathetic is that? Losers. Wellingtonians will probably crow about the fact that they’re the fifth-ranking Eco-City. Big fucking deal. And when you consider the amount of hot air emitted in Wellington…