The Mockingbird Strikes Back
Harper Lee has a new book out this year. But will John Key remember to buy it?
A statement from the Prime Minister
We must support our allies in the ongoing fight against Kim Dotcom. Sorry, I mean Islamic State.
Coming in 2015
Coming soon.
A problem
Andrew Little’s good early start is making me look bad.
A statement from John Key
Apologise? What for? I’m not sorry for anything. I have done nothing wrong. It’s Phil Goff who should be apologising. It’s Phil Goff who should resign.
John Key explains
John Key has offended many with his joke about murderer Phillip Smith. So how does he explain his lapse?
Full text of John Key’s speech on Islamic State
Read the full text of John Key’s speech on the Islamic State threat
There appears to be an off button
John Key’s ability to turn his Prime Ministership on or off as he pleases raises a number of troubling issues for the general public.
Editorial: A bold but sound plan
John Key’s plan to obliterate the South Waikato township of Putaruru using tactical nuclear weapons is a bold one, but it hits all the right notes.
I’m praying
In which I call for divine assistance. Please do not abandon us in our hour of need, oh Lord!
Imperator Fish 
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