An Open Letter To The PM

Dear Mr Key I know I’ve been making fun of you lately, and I’m sorry about that. But you have been make it easy for me. Anyway, I wanted to write to you because there’s something I want to say. You see, it’s about your government’s economic policies and your speech this week to Parliament.…

It’s Not My Fault!

Top ten John Key excuses why unemployment has risen: “Unemployed” is such a pejorative term. Let’s instead use the term “recreationally enabled”. IT’S ALL LABOUR’S FAULT!! Volcanoes. I like cute animals. Can we talk about them instead? Flag flag flag flag flag flag flag flag flag flag flag flag flag… still here? flag flag flag flag…

Hero Key Clinches Bledisloe Cup

SYDNEY- Prime Minister John Key was a hero on Saturday night, kicking the winning goal to secure Bledisloe Cup victory for the All Blacks against Australia. With two minutes to go in the game and with Australia ahead by two points, things were looking grim for the New Zealand team. But a Wallabies transgression gave…