Labour leader Phil Goff today stunned the political world when it was revealed that he has an identical twin brother. Goff’s twin brother, Norman, appeared at the side of the Labour leader during an event marking the opening of the new toilet block at Rangitoto College in Auckland today. Norman Goff’s appearance caused intense confusion…
If you fancy a man who drowns kittens and gets in the mood by wearing Nazi regalia, then John Key may just be the one for you. But if you think that’s hot, he is also cultured. Key is an antiquities buff and has a stunning collection of treasures originally looted from Iraqi museums during…
Critics have attacked Labour leader Phil Goff for the way he reacted, after a woman collapsed during his State of the Nation speech in New Lynn today. Goff was in the midst of his speech when the woman collapsed. Witnesses say that despite the woman being at the back of the room, Goff immediately stopped,…
It’s a tough job being leader of the Opposition. But I’m used to tough jobs. It may be the worst job in Parliament, but I have never shirked from a challenge. People are always attacking you for something when you’re the leader of a political party. I don’t complain, though. Life’s not meant to be…
Imperator Fish 