Labour Blamed For Robot Army Attack

Questions were again raised about the leadership of David Shearer today, after a giant robot army descended from the skies and laid waste to most of the North Island. As the horde of killer machines spread fire and death in all directions, there was no news from the Labour Party leader about how he would…

Calling All Killer Robots

Former and current Government ministers have been under attack after their all-too-human foibles and weaknesses were revealed yesterday. Their use of ministerial credit cards to pay for personal items establishes once again how utterly bankrupt our political system is. The answer ought to be abundantly clear. We can no longer rely on humans to rule us.…