Steven Joyce yesterday claimed that the plan by Labour and the Greens to reform the electricity sector was from “the North Korean School of Economics”. But is this true? Let us examine the facts: A state-owned organisation will purchase power from power generators. These generators will be a mixture of private, state owned, and partly-state-owned…
As more and more teachers report problems with their pay, the minister in charge of fixing the Novopay mess has today announced details of a new temporary payroll system. Steven Joyce today called a press conference to explain the steps being taken by the government to address the crisis.He gave an assurance that the government…
7:13 amThe days when I have to travel to Wellington are always the longest ones. I have to get up well before dawn and get myself to the airport, while my family are still asleep in their beds. The taxi driver I usually use knows my routine, and we often don’t even exchange a word.…
Questions were again raised about the leadership of David Shearer today, after a giant robot army descended from the skies and laid waste to most of the North Island. As the horde of killer machines spread fire and death in all directions, there was no news from the Labour Party leader about how he would…
The National government has released plans for a space programme designed to send a manned ship into space. Business analysts had been expecting Steven Joyce to announce further changes to tertiary education funding, when he called a press conference for this afternoon. Instead, he unveiled the plan to send a man into space by the end…
Greetings to you! Allow me introduce myself to you. My name is Hon Steven Joyce, and I am top official National Party. The leader of party, His Excellency Right Honourable John Key came into a great deal of power three years ago after many battle with enemy forces, but due to numerous of complications and…
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