Well fuck me, I had a day yesterday. There was me looking forward to a big weekend watching the boys smashing the Aussies in the league when the phone goes and, would you know it, it’s me old mate John Key. “John,” I says, “Mate!” “Peter,” he says. “I need a favour”. He tells me…
I haven’t had time to take a good look at the 2025 Taskforce Report, but hope to do so in the next day or so. In the meantime, to get you thinking, here are some selected extracts from the report. Revelation 1 1. The Revelation of Don, which God gave unto him, to show unto…
Radio New Zealand has announced the appointment of a replacement on Morning Report for Sean Plunket. Michael Laws was announced as the new co-presenter of the show, effective from early January. Mr Laws will be based in Radio New Zealand’s Whanganui studio. The move is being regarded as a change in direction for the public…
Talk is cheap. It’s time to unleash Hell. The British have really stuffed us this time. It will now cost up to NZD$356 in taxes for a passenger to fly from the UK to New Zealand and Australia. This outrage has the potential to derail our tourism industry, which still relies heavily on British visitors,…
The Labour Party has attacked the appointment of Murray Sherwin as head of the Productivity Commission. Labour Party spokesman Dwayne “The Dude” Baker said that abolishing the Productivity Commission would be one of its first acts upon regaining office. “Dude, a productivity commission is so, like, lame,” said Mr Baker as he sank into his…
Imperator Fish 