Merry Christmas?
I wish each and every one of you a very Merry Christmas. Well, not all of you. Some of you, maybe.
My letter to Santa Claus
In which I urge Santa Claus to consider a number of reforms.
A message from Santa Claus
Kids, Santa Claus has some very bad news for you.
Santa’s leadership under threat after rowdy conference
There was chaos at the annual Christmas conference, after Pong-Pong challenged Santa for control of Christmas.
Back in the day
Santa Claus makes a shock bid to contest the Labour Party Leadership (a repost from 2011).
Santa’s Leadership Under Threat After Rowdy Christmas Conference
The 618th North Pole Christmas Conference closed yesterday, leaving Santa and his helpers deeply divided, and exposing ugly rifts within the organisation. The three day conference, which took place in a secret grotto in the far north of Canada’s Quttinirpaaq National Park, attracted delegates from all major regions of the North Pole.The trouble began on…
Dr Don Seeks To Sink Santa
Former ACT Party leader Dr Don Brash has confirmed he is seeking to replace Santa Claus as the bringer of joy to children around the world. Persistent rumours of a move into the world of Christmas cheer have dogged Dr Brash since he resigned from the ACT Party on election night. Last night Dr Brash…
Imperator Fish 