Former ACT Party leader Dr Don Brash has confirmed he is seeking to replace Santa Claus as the bringer of joy to children around the world. Persistent rumours of a move into the world of Christmas cheer have dogged Dr Brash since he resigned from the ACT Party on election night. Last night Dr Brash…
Labour leader Phil Goff today launched a scathing attack on the National Party’s management of the country, after National yesterday released a 120 point economic plan. In contrast to National’s plan, Labour plan for jobs growth comprises a mere six points. Speaking to a rally of supporters in his Mt Roskill electorate, Mr Goff accused…
Labour Party leader Phil Goff is today the subject of renewed questions about his leadership, after blogger Campbell Slug released a recording of a Labour MP contradicting an earlier statement by Goff. Mr Goff told listeners on Paul Henry’s Radio Live show on Monday that his favourite All Black player was Richie McCaw. However, this morning…
Saturday 26 November 2011 – The Labour Party, led by Phil Goff, tonight completed a crushing victory over the National Party in the General Election. With over 98% of the votes counted, Labour were ahead of National in the party vote by over 22%, and were set to capture around 54% of the vote. Prime…
Local government officials have objected to being called ‘Little Hitlers” by ACT leader Don Brash. Dr Brash made the comment during a speech at the Federated Farmers Annual Conference yesterday. Dr Brash claimed that officials have used the Resource Management Act to prevent legitimate activity from taking place, and are behaving like tyrants. Auckland Council…
Controversial conservative columnist Dr Frank Shizenhausen writes in defence of the ACT leader People have been attributing all sorts of mischievous motives to the decision by a group of ACT and National-linked people to organise opposition to MMP. The fact that some of the people behind the campaign have close ties to ACT leader Dr…
ACT leader Dr Don Brash this afternoon launched a scathing attack on the New Zealand kiwifruit industry, saying it was separatist and racist. In a speech given to the Orewa Rotary Club, Dr Brash accused Zespri and kiwifruit growers of fostering Maori privilege. “The kiwifruit industry has been set up in a way that ensures…
This question has been troubling me for days. Let’s examine the evidence: Jesus rose from the dead after being crucified. Brash has returned from political oblivion after being crucified in the media over his secret links to religious and business groups. When Jesus came into this world three wise men visited him. When Brash came…
Hard-hitting conservative columnist Dr Frank Shizenhausen has some tough medicine I had a dream last night that left me shaken. I was minding my own business in my own home when I heard a knock on the door. Standing there were two gentlemen. I asked them what they wanted and they said they were here…
Take control of ACT. Ensure ACT survives past November and is a viable coalition partner for National. Take a ministerial portfolio in the next government. Assume a more important portfolio as the Key charm begins to wear off in the second term, and as the tide begins to turn. Finance, for example. Become Deputy PM.…
Imperator Fish 
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