An email from God

I receive an email from God. Could I be about to receive a good old-fashioned smiting? Was it because of all those terrible things I wrote about Colin Craig?

An Open Letter to God from the New Zealand Business Community

Last week you decided to spread rain across much of the country, while in other parts of New Zealand you allowed the sun to continue shining. We respect your right as an all-powerful celestial being to continue determining the weather conditions we, your humble minions, are to experience. However, your weather policy has deeply troubled…

A New Arrival To Heaven Complains

Dear God, I’m new around here, so I don’t know what the proper process is to lodge a complaint. But I’m used to having a direct line to you, so I’m not interested in dealing with some customer services person, nor am I prepared to go through a call centre in the Philippines. That’s why…