An email from God

I receive an email from God. Could I be about to receive a good old-fashioned smiting? Was it because of all those terrible things I wrote about Colin Craig?

A New Arrival To Heaven Complains

Dear God, I’m new around here, so I don’t know what the proper process is to lodge a complaint. But I’m used to having a direct line to you, so I’m not interested in dealing with some customer services person, nor am I prepared to go through a call centre in the Philippines. That’s why…