Osama II: Madder And Badder

I can’t believe how stupid the US have been. They’re crowing this week because they killed Osama bin Laden. Or at least they think they have. But where’s the proof? Apparently it’s somewhere in the Arabian Sea. This is just textbook dumbass behaviour. I just bet we later learn that the head of the Navy…

A New Arrival To Heaven Complains

Dear God, I’m new around here, so I don’t know what the proper process is to lodge a complaint. But I’m used to having a direct line to you, so I’m not interested in dealing with some customer services person, nor am I prepared to go through a call centre in the Philippines. That’s why…

Next Target The Bottlewasher

A telling blow was struck today in the War on Terror, as terrorist mastermind Ibrahim al Qosi was sentenced to 14 years’ prison. US authorities say the sentence is a crippling blow to al Qaada’s infrastructure. Qosi was Osama bin Laden’s cook, and his arrest eight years ago led to a crisis within the terrorist…