Panic in Hamilton as chemicals discovered in schools

Alarming levels of dihydrogen monoxide have been found at one Hamilton City Council pool facility The Hamilton City Council is to hold a special crisis meeting this morning, after it was revealed that virtually every resident in the city has been exposed to potentially lethal doses of chemicals. The crisis arose as a result of scientific…

Hamilton 2024: Our Olympics Bid

One City…One Event… One Opportunity. The iconic Waikato River weaves its way dreamily through this picturesque city of gardens and chlamydia, and visitors often remark that they would almost certainly dive into its waters, were it not for the dairy run-off making the river too polluted for swimming. Our magnificent town square, Garden Place, easily…