Right Thinking: repeal section 172
Leading authoritarian libertarian Dr Frank Shizenhausen returns with some common-sense thinking on regulation.
Move along please, sir
A senior police officer responds to criticism of the force for failing to prosecute John Banks.
Another Imperator Fish exclusive
Lock him/her/them up! So-and-so has been found guilty of such-and-such. That piece of scum deserves to rot in hell for what he/she did to that other person/those other people. What a terrible crime/series of crimes! If I had my way he/she would spend the rest of his/her life in jail.
A Crime News Toolkit For Journos
Never let anyone say I’m only interested in helping out journos who report fluff entertainment news. I’m also here to give those hardboiled crime reporters a helping hand. It can’t be easy having to ring up grieving families in order to get a scoop, so hopefully I can make your job of forcing them to…
Right Thinking: Frank’s Law
Hard-hitting conservative columnist Dr Frank Shizenhausen returns with a powerful new column There’s a petition under way to demand a toughening of our bail laws. This is timely, because it has been a long time since we last had a debate on our bail laws—at least a couple of weeks. Proponents of “Christie’s Law” want to…
Ve Are Under Attack! Release Ze Killer Robot Army!
If this Herald on Sunday report is to be believed, officers involved in the raid on the house of overweight internet geek Kim Dotcom behaved as if they were auditioning for roles in a Hollywood action film. An alternative explanation is that they were expecting to have to confront a team of trained killer-jihad-suicide-ninjas, and…
Police Welcome Opportunity To Watch You Doing A Poo
Police Association President Greg O’Connor has welcomed news that the Government will seek a law change to allow police to spy on you when you are in the toilet. Police say that have been concerned for some time that when you go to the toilet you shut the door. “What are you hiding in there?”…
Time To Get Tough On Natural Disasters
Sensible Sentencing Trust spokesperson Garth McVicar has accused the Government of being soft on crime, after a third major earthquake rocked the Canterbury region this week. Monday’s two quakes inflicted further damage upon a region struggling to recover from the events of September and February, and caused further distress to people already seriously traumatised. Mr…
Outrageous!
The NZ Herald appears to be insinuating that lawyers should not be entitled to receive preferential treatment when it comes to our drink driving laws. I am outraged. Outraged! I don’t like what the paper’s trying to suggest. Lawyers are central to the development and drafting of law. So it makes perfect sense for us to…
Stoning Adulterers Sends A Powerful Message
The Commonsense Corrections Society has sent a delegation to Iran to learn more about the Iranian justice system. The group, led by founder and spokesperson Arthur McGee, arrived in Tehran yesterday. McGee said he had long admired the Iranians, and was looking forward to visiting some of Iran’s corrections facilities. “New Zealand could learn a…
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