Yes, Steven, this is just like North Korea

Steven Joyce yesterday claimed that the plan by Labour and the Greens to reform the electricity sector was from “the North Korean School of Economics”. But is this true? Let us examine the facts: A state-owned organisation will purchase power from power generators. These generators will be a mixture of private, state owned, and partly-state-owned…

Why we fight

A guest post by Kim Jong-un, Supreme Leader of the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea, First Secretary of the Workers’ Party of Korea, Supreme Chairman of the Committee for Heroic Dance, Supreme Commander of the Korean People’s Army, First Member of the Supreme Chicken Council, Chairman of the Central Military Commission, Member of the Politburo…

North Koreans Celebrate Sinking Of Titanic By Infant Kim

Hundreds of thousands of people have gathered in public squares in North Korea to celebrate a century since the birth of the nation’s founder Kim Il-Sung. The celebrations included an enormous fireworks display, and a parade of tanks through the capital Pyongyang that stretched for miles. But the biggest treat for the masses gathered in…

Helping North Korea

Apparently the rocket fired by North Korea fell well short of its intended target. It’s a lucky thing, but we can’t always be certain North Korea’s missiles will come up short. Happily, New Zealand can play a big part in neutralising North Korea’s missile programme, and in making the region safe for neighbours of the…