A statement from the Prime Minister
We must support our allies in the ongoing fight against Kim Dotcom. Sorry, I mean Islamic State.
The 2014 Arsehole of the Year
In the spirit of delusion, bile, hatred and uninformed opinion masquerading as fact, I present to you the 2014 Arsehole of the Year Award.
Let’s hear them out
Sky City wants the taxpayer to help cover the increased cost to build its new Auckland convention centre. This is bad news, but let’s not rush to judgement.
“I said surface, not surplus”
Here are ten explanations, excuses or distractions Bill English might like to employ over the coming days in response to news that his long promised budget surplus looks to have disappeared.
The 2014 Imperator Fish Awards
The Imperator Fish awards are the highlight of the political year. Check out our winners for 2014.
A statement from the New Zealand Taxpayers’ Union
Len Brown has been using toilets during his time as mayor. Enough is enough!
Coming in 2015
Coming soon.
A problem
Andrew Little’s good early start is making me look bad.
The Labour Party plot to kill Cameron Slater: the shocking evidence
Cameron Slater has claimed that people within Labour have tried to kill him. Shortly after Slater made this astonishing claim, I received from an anonymous source a recording of a conversation between senior Labour Party members in which a plan to kill Slater is discussed.
A statement from John Key
Apologise? What for? I’m not sorry for anything. I have done nothing wrong. It’s Phil Goff who should be apologising. It’s Phil Goff who should resign.
Imperator Fish 
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