Oh! You better watch out, You better not cry, You better not pout, I’m telling you why: Jesus Christ is coming to town! He’s making a list, He’s checking it twice, He’s gonna find out who’s naughty or nice. Jesus Christ is coming to town! He sees you when you’re sleeping, He knows when you’re…

Can I take a suitcase? Does my existing insurance cover the Rapture? And will I need travel insurance? Is there mobile phone coverage in Heaven? And will be there be somewhere I can charge my phone? Will all my childhood pets be there to meet me in Heaven? If so, have the ones who used to…

Some people in the US are saying that the Rapture will commence on 21 May. They are also saying the survivors will suffer through 153 days of torment. In hindsight I might have skipped the dentist this week if I’d thought it through, because I suspect when we’re swept up and put before Him for…