The recent crucifixion of Jesus by the Romans has proven to be a marketing Midas touch for Judea, according to branding experts. The brave effort of the Romans in nailing up the Son of God has captured the imagination of the entire province, and has seen Judea’s stocks riding high. The unexpected success of the…
All Whites captain Ryan Nelsen has said John Key was the difference between New Zealand and Italy today. New Zealand beat the fancied Italian team 1-1 in their World Cup encounter at Nelspruit this morning. The result has stunned the football world. Nelsen spoke after the game about the inspiration behind their victorious draw. “This…
Our effort in securing a draw against Slovakia in the World Cup is admirable, and deserving of celebration. That is because we’re a small nation. Unlike mighty Slovakia, which doth bestride the world like a Colossus. After all, there are only thirty-something other teams in the world better than the Slovaks. So it’s only natural…
Imperator Fish 