I was interested to read this morning that award-winning film-maker Jane Campion thinks her film The Piano should have had a different ending. I agree with her. It’s a good film, but Campion missed the opportunity to create something truly great. Not that I’ve got anything against pianos, so long as they don’t try to…
Duncan Garner caused much excitement last night after he told his Twitter followers that a letter demanding David Shearer’s resignation was circulating around the caucus. He went on to tweet to his followers the stunning news that Patrick Gower would be presenting the letter during TV3’s late night news show, Nightline.No such letter seems to…
6:33 am It’s dark under here. My legs are numb and I really need to pee. I’m not sure how much longer I can hold on. But then I imagine the priceless look on his face and I just let go. This story is bigger than me, and way bigger than my bursting bladder. I’ll…
Dear readers, I know the “manban” hasn’t been Labour’s finest moment. But it’s time to move on and forget all about it. Quickly! Here is a picture of a cute puppy. Here is another one. And now here is a bad man. Are we all refocused now?
Grey Power National President Roy Reid has called for the introduction of compulsory military training. Why now, you ask? Well why not? As well as forcing all the ne’er-do-wells to get their hair cut and pull their pants up, CMT would make the streets safe for old people by giving all the most dangerous thugs…
This is what another god might look like Yes, I agree with your comment. My moderation policy does mean that any comment posted here can be deleted by me.Including yours.
Dear Members, It is with regret that we must announce the cancellation of this year’s Piss-up at the Brewery.An administrative error by a member of our team has led to our booking for the venue falling through. The person responsible has been spoken to, and has assured us that this particular error will not occur…
By James Rowland (Click here for details of how you can contribute a piece to Imperator Fish Nation) The National Party have signalled their most ambitious reform programme yet in the Party’s history. Speaking to the assembled press within the Beehive, John Key announced that the last year of his government’s second term will be…
A plea to all members of the Labour Party from the Rt. Hon. Humphrey Horswell, QSM. Fellow members of the Labour Party, I urge all gentlemen of good character to resist with every ounce of your being the proposal being put forward by your party’s New Zealand Council for consideration at the 2013 conference. As…
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