They Still All Died

From the Herald: Meanwhile, Yorkshireman Dave Ellis – who is in charge of the French defence – has revealed the team found strength to beat the All Blacks when they faced each other in 2007 by adopting a Spartan siege mentality. He told the Daily Mail that the Spartans against a million soldiers theme depicted…

Fair?

The media are reporting that the National Finance boss has been jailed for six years. I know Bill English has been a pretty useless finance minister, but still that’s harsh.

Heaven Can Wait Until Next Week

We’re on the verge of our first World Cup triumph since 1987, and it looks as if the only thing standing in our way is a suspect-looking French team. Sure, 1999 and 2007 and all that, but the current lot don’t look to have the firepower to stun us as those two French teams did.…

French Team Concede World Cup Defeat

The All Blacks were this morning crowned world champions, after the French team unexpectedly pulled out of Sunday’s final. New Zealand beat Australia last night in a commanding and dominating performance. French coach Marc Lievremont said his players had watched the game on television and had been awed and frightened by the power and ferocity of…

All Blacks Doing it For St John

It is interesting how, when you go and take a look at the homepage of the National Party website, the Rugby World Cup is at a higher position than the party’s policies. But the picture on the site of Key holding the Cup kind of says it all. Winning the Cup is National’s election plan.…

Politician Survives Fire Ordeal

A prominent politician was rushed to Wellington Hospital, after his clothing ignited while he was giving a speech. Hospital staff would not confirm the politician’s name. However they confirmed that the man’s injuries were minor and that he had been discharged shortly after arriving. Initial reports indicate that the man’s trousers caught fire as he…

Container-Ship Crisis A Disaster For Labour?

Prime Minister John Key yesterday assured the public that his government was moving quickly to deal with the crisis caused by the grounding of the container-ship Rena. The Government has been criticised for its inaction, and Key has been accused of taking a hands-off approach towards the maritime misadventure. But Mr Key told the media a…

Saint John At Number 7?

Was that a throat slitting gesture the PM made in the House yesterday? Or was Key just signalling for the Parliament TV cameras to cut, lest the simple folk of New Zealand see their beloved leader behaving in a less than dignified manner? Or was it an instruction to his security detail? When you are…