The terrorist test
I have created a short test to help you determine which side you’re on. Are you for the terrorists, or against them? Take the test.
Islamic State to contest the 2017 America’s Cup
A spokesperson for the terror organisation has confirmed that plans are underway to put together a team for the event.
Our honour demands that we fight!
Of course we need to be involved in this Middle Eastern fight. Our commitment to human rights means we must fight injustice and barbarism wherever it appears.
Our dear Saudi friends
We are sending our Governor General to Saudi Arabia to attend the funeral of King Abdullah. This is a nation that does many of the things we despise ISIS for, except execute Westerners.
A statement from the Prime Minister
We must support our allies in the ongoing fight against Kim Dotcom. Sorry, I mean Islamic State.
Full text of John Key’s speech on Islamic State
Read the full text of John Key’s speech on the Islamic State threat
We must join the fight against Islamic State
We are being confronted with an evil of a kind we have not seen before. An evil we can barely even name. Islamic State? ISIS? IS? ISIL? What the hell do we even call these people?
Imperator Fish 