Pass the Ketchup – This Seal’s Heart is Divine!

In shocking news announced today, it has been revealed that Canada’s Governor General ate raw seal’s heart.

Governor General Michaelle Jean ate a piece of seal’s heart during an Inuit festival.

She apparently said “It’s like sushi. … and it’s very rich in protein.”
Her office denied rumours she also asked Inuit elders if she could suck the blood from a puppy.