Letter to the Reserve Bank

This is how you fix something.

National plans coronavirus crack-down

National’s new coronavirus response policy will make it an offence to possess or deal in Covid-19.

Yes, Chris, I’d love to read it

I can’t believe it’s only twenty bucks

The Tyrant’s Plan

As diabolical conspiracies go, this one might need some work

We’re here for you

A message from the CEO of Meth4U

What’s your excuse?

Look at what I have achieved during the lockdown

Death to our lockdown enemies!

We must root out the traitors among us!

Coronavirus: what you need to know

In which I answer all of your most pressing questions about the disease.

First they came

With sincere apologies to Martin Niemöller

A message from Simon Bridges

A New Hope from the National Party leader