What have we done to deserve this label? And don’t even mention the invasion of Poland. Granted, a few excitable men may have crossed the border firing their weapons. But are you going to damn an entire movement over the actions of a mere million and a half soldiers?
With threats to democracy seemingly everywhere and the spread of misinformation rampant, this is not the time for Tip Top to abandon some of our favourite ice cream flavours.
Britain is looking for another Prime Minister. Thankfully, there is a candidate waiting in the wings with all the right credentials.
In which one adopts a certain mayoral style.
Putin’s threat to use nukes is horrifying, but a detonation would also really annoy the libs.
There’s nothing to worry about. Don’t trouble yourself over his future. He’ll be just fine.
Some exciting board news!
Ian Foster has named an unchanged starting All Blacks XV. It’s a shrewd move by the coach, one that will have confused the opposition.
“We shall debate on the beaches, we shall debate on the landing grounds…”
9:23am: The printer ran out of paper this morning. This is the second time this week. I immediately called Parliamentary Services to demand an independent investigation
Imperator Fish 
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