There is growing speculation about the likelihood of further speculation about the leadership of the Labour Party. Speculation has been growing for some time that a move to speculate on a move to oust David Shearer may be coming soon.The latest round of speculation began after a number of commentators speculated on the recent speculation about the…
David#1: Great news, David! I have irrefutable evidence that John Key’s been lying to the nation over what he knew about Kim Dotcom! David#2: That is indeed great news, David. Tell me more.David#1: He’s gone and spoken to GCSB staff about the guy, that’s what. Apparently he cracked a joke in front of them. And he…
Thanks, team, for joining me here. It’s been a good spell for us. John Key’s in serious trouble, and we haven’t had an own goal from one of our MPs for at least 24 hours. Wait… Trevor, are you tweeting again? Trevor! Put it away! Anyway, we’re still having a devil of a time connecting…
Questions were again raised about the leadership of David Shearer today, after a giant robot army descended from the skies and laid waste to most of the North Island. As the horde of killer machines spread fire and death in all directions, there was no news from the Labour Party leader about how he would…
The week has started badly for John Key. Yesterday we learned that National are down in the latest political poll, and today we hear that our intelligence folk may have been allegedly acting unlawfully. The last bit of news is a bit of a problem for John Key, since he’s the guy in charge of…
Labour leader David Shearer today responded to heated criticism from party members about the direction his party appears to be taking. Labour has in recent weeks suffered a series of setbacks, with reports of an anti-David Cunliffe faction in caucus, and with evidence of growing anger among activist members about the targetting of beneficiaries by Shearer and…
Thanks Trevor. That’ll fix it.
David Shearer has said on more than one occasion that he doesn’t really read the political blogs. But he should. Because all the answers to Labour’s problems are waiting in the blogosphere, if he will only go and see for himself. Because there’s been so much chatter in the last fortnight on various blogs about what Labour’s doing…
The other day I had a run-in with my neighbour across the road, Fred. We go way back, all the way back to primary school, and I never really liked the guy, but as a neighbour I’d never really had a problem with him. Until now, that is. It happened just after I’d climbed down…
10 April 415 B.C: Many of those who spoke in the assembly against the campaign said it was reckless and foolish to go sailing off into distant lands while our own borders remain insecure. But one of the most fundamental rules of politics is that you should never strike where the enemy expects you to. That’s…
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