Substance Use Rampant In Government

Several members of the Law Commission were taken into custody yesterday, after being caught in a police sting. Police allege that Law Commission members were found in possession of large quantities of Evidence, a substance that was restricted by the National government shortly after it took office in 2008. One Law Commission insider has confirmed…

Simon Says Abolish All This Shit

Justice Minister Simon Power has asked the Law Commission to investigate all the shit that annoys him. The Minister made the announcement after reading this morning’s Dominion Post. “There’s a whole pile of legal shit happening, and most of it I don’t understand,” said Mr Power. “But some of it really pisses me off.” The…

Engaging With Yoof: Changes Announced At The Law Commission

Press Release: Law Commission, 4 May 2010For Immediate Release Law Commission President Sir Geoffrey Palmer says he takes seriously claims that the organisation is out of touch with youth. “When we published our report on the effects of alcohol on society, we were widely criticised. Some people called us a pack a wowsers and kill-joys,…

Law Commission Decries Evil Liquor

The Law Commission issued a report on Tuesday on alcohol and the supply of liquor. The report recommends the tightening of laws concerning the promotion and sale of liquor. Law Commission head Sir Geoffrey Palmer spoke about a harrowing night he spent with the Wellington constabulary, as police dealt with the mess left by excessive…