Beling a blogger is kind of like being a God. I rule here, my word is law, and I will smite (with words) those who transgress. So, for the sake of my personal vanity, it makes sense to formalise this little thing you (my reader) and I have got going on. For that reason I…

To the people involved in this case I have one question. Why?

Here is an infernal milestone for my site. The number of the beast is 666. But I never leave home unprepared, and it always pays to have a spare digit. This is a sign. Soon my reign of terror will begin. Then my diabolical majesty will be revealed to the world, and you will all…

… as imagined by a Kiwiblog reader Comrades! I told you this day would come. We are now at war. The Government of the day has taken aim at us, and we must fight back. They say we are lazy, no good bludgers. Talkback land has never been more hateful towards us. The internet is…

I have just looked back at my last couple of posts. I’ve been grumpy this week. Sorry about that. This story at least brought me some joy, and a little sadness. I was born in the ’70s, and still have vivid memories of Play School. And the Play School clock, now unearthed, taught me how…

John Key’s refusal to be honest with the New Zealand people is a disgrace. We have asked perfectly reasonable questions. And yet he won’t answer them. Mr Key, why won’t you provide full disclosure? Maybe he’s got something to hide. So why is Key being so evasive? Maybe it’s because section 27 of the Electoral…

It’s referendum time. But the referendum question has been troubling me. Who really knows what it means? I believe we need something a bit clearer. Maybe like this: Should a smack, when administered in circumstances that are not already expressly permitted under the Crimes Act 1961, and where the circumstances are such that the recipient…

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Dear Mr John, Please can you help me and my people. I live in a small village on the West Bank. My life is difficult. We have no running water, and when I go with my sister to the well we are sometimes abused by the Israeli settlers who live nearby. Once they fired guns…

Bernie Ecclestone, boss of Formula One: “In a lot of ways, terrible to say this I suppose, but apart from the fact that Hitler got taken away and persuaded to do things that I have no idea whether he wanted to do or not, he was in the way that he could command a lot…