I’m wondering if anyone can help me. I realise this is the second post in a row where I have sought the assistance of my readers, but it is all for a good cause. I don’t like wastage. Maybe it’s the years I spent as a student on the bones of my arse, barely able…
Dear readers I’m hoping you can help. I don’t usually ask for advice over the Internet, not since I consulted that quack online doctor about my “little problem”. That was a bad experience, I can tell you. Thankfully everything has scabbed over nicely since then, so I should be okay in a couple of weeks.…
Renowned columnist Dr. Frank Shizenhausen’s latest blistering attack on political correctness. I am delighted that the Climate Science Coalition are taking NIWA to court. I’ve never for a moment believed any of the claims made by climate science quacks that the Earth is warming, and that we humans are responsible. Here’s a news flash for…
I have a great idea for a TV show. It’s a drama about a hopelessly dysfunctional family and all the crap they get themselves into. Let me give you the basic outline. The husband is big man on the factory floor, and everyone calls him “sir” at work. But he’s also a bully who behaves…
The Climate Science Coalition (CSC) is consulting its lawyers over the alleged breach of a court order that ruled climate change was not occurring. The CSC sued the Crown Research Institute NIWA over weather data issued by the institute, and obtained a ruling by the court last year that NIWA’s data was invalid. But the…
The Government has moved urgently via Parliament to amend the Local Government Act. The changes came into affect today. The amendments tighten the rules that apply to local body election campaigns. Local Government Minister Rodney Hide said there had been considerable concern within government about the campaigns of some candidates. “The amendments remove a number of anomalies…
It’s a tough job being leader of the Opposition. But I’m used to tough jobs. It may be the worst job in Parliament, but I have never shirked from a challenge. People are always attacking you for something when you’re the leader of a political party. I don’t complain, though. Life’s not meant to be…
Psychologist, astrologer and real estate agent Dr Hermione Winkell (GP, FRZNZ, FRCTD, RSVP) joins Imperator Fish as its latest star columnist. You’ve probably seen her on TV as the host of The Medically Incorrect Parenting Show, but she has also written a series of bestseller books on computer maintenance, the wives of Frank Sinatra, and…
Plans to build a synagogue near the site of the 9/11 terror attacks in New York have led to an increase in anti-Semitic feeling around the US. Civic leaders and civil rights activists are concerned about a rising tide of anti-Semitism, and have condemned what they describe as “hate speech”. They say the outrage over…
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