Hear me!
I’m really worried that an entire day might pass without your knowing what I’m thinking about a particular issue. How can you hope to get through each day unless I tell you what to think?
Why it doesn’t matter who wins
As New Zealanders confront the possibility of Emirates Team New Zealand losing the America’s Cup contest, we offer ten reasons why it doesn’t really matter. Trust us: you have more important things to worry about.
I did not order this
No, I think you are mistaken. I did not order the Big Brunch Fry-up. Your claims are without any foundation whatsoever, and there is not a shred of evidence linking me to that meal. This is a vile smear concocted by my enemies, and I won’t stand for it!
Mercy!
David Cunliffe is settling into his work as Leader of the Opposition, and yesterday revealed a reshuffled caucus lineup. In doing so he displayed mercy towards his defeated enemies. Just like a certain famous Roman.
My Cup so far
Reflections on the America’s Cup, including what it means, whether we will win, and who will be to blame if we don’t
An Antipodean outrage
In which distinguished columnist the Rt. Hon. Humphrey Horswell, QSM, expresses a suitable degree of outrage over the decision by Tony Abbot to appoint a single woman to his cabinet.
Team Oracle USA challenges for leadership of the Labour Party
The Golden Gate Yacht Club has formally challenged for the leadership of the Labour Party on behalf of Team Oracle USA, leading to concerns about David Cunliffe’s ability to mount a successful defence, and speculation about who he will choose for his sailing team.
Why won’t they tell us the real story?
Celebrities Sally Ridge and Adam Parore are fighting a bitter court battle. The media are reporting the facts of the case, but something is missing from the coverage. The latest column from psychologist, astrologer, and real estate agent, Dr. Hermione Winkell.
What happened to the change you promised?
When Labour Party members elected a new leader there was optimism and hope, and a belief that change was coming. But what has happened to that change promised by David Cunliffe? Has the Cunliffe gamble failed?
A call for unity
As we await the results of Labour’s leadership contest, the one thing the party needs more than anything is unity, and an end to divisions and dissension. Whoever wins, party members have to get behind the new leader and support them one hundred percent. Unless David Cunliffe loses.
Imperator Fish 
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