An open letter to Dame Susan Devoy

In which I express outrage at the Race Relations Commissioner’s plan to ban Christmas

Merry Christmas?

I wish each and every one of you a very Merry Christmas. Well, not all of you. Some of you, maybe.

In which I urge Santa Claus to consider a number of reforms.

Kids, Santa Claus has some very bad news for you.

There was chaos at the annual Christmas conference, after Pong-Pong challenged Santa for control of Christmas.

What happened when United Future’s leader tried to book a restaurant table for his caucus’ Christmas lunch?

Santa Claus makes a shock bid to contest the Labour Party Leadership (a repost from 2011).