In which I express outrage at the Race Relations Commissioner’s plan to ban Christmas
I wish each and every one of you a very Merry Christmas. Well, not all of you. Some of you, maybe.
In which I urge Santa Claus to consider a number of reforms.
Kids, Santa Claus has some very bad news for you.
There was chaos at the annual Christmas conference, after Pong-Pong challenged Santa for control of Christmas.
What happened when United Future’s leader tried to book a restaurant table for his caucus’ Christmas lunch?
Santa Claus makes a shock bid to contest the Labour Party Leadership (a repost from 2011).