Dear Eleanor
Young lady, what have you done? I am gravely disappointed in you. You have used the occasion of a literary festival to express opinions on matters that do not concern you.
An abhorrent innovation
The Rt. Hon. Humphrey Horswell, QSM gives his opinion on the recently-released National Party list
Telegram Party says no to deal with Kim Dotcom
Humphrey Horswell, leader of the Telegram Party, denies rumours that his party plans to merge with the Internet Party.
Horswell resigns from the Telegram Party
The latest press release from the Telegram Party
What is the purpose of this damnable telephone?
It may be a popular way for people to connect and communicate, but columnist Humphrey Horswell isn’t a fan of the telephone.
An Antipodean outrage
In which distinguished columnist the Rt. Hon. Humphrey Horswell, QSM, expresses a suitable degree of outrage over the decision by Tony Abbot to appoint a single woman to his cabinet.
We must protect our families
The first post from new columnist Rt. Hon. Humphrey Horswell, QSM. I have always thought that giving women the vote is a step too far. Who could argue with the basic principle that men and woman should have equal rights? In the ideal world, of course, such a proposition would be inarguable. But the people…
Imperator Fish 
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