Young lady, what have you done? I am gravely disappointed in you. You have used the occasion of a literary festival to express opinions on matters that do not concern you.
The Rt. Hon. Humphrey Horswell, QSM gives his opinion on the recently-released National Party list
Humphrey Horswell, leader of the Telegram Party, denies rumours that his party plans to merge with the Internet Party.
The latest press release from the Telegram Party
It may be a popular way for people to connect and communicate, but columnist Humphrey Horswell isn’t a fan of the telephone.
In which distinguished columnist the Rt. Hon. Humphrey Horswell, QSM, expresses a suitable degree of outrage over the decision by Tony Abbot to appoint a single woman to his cabinet.
The first post from new columnist Rt. Hon. Humphrey Horswell, QSM. I have always thought that giving women the vote is a step too far. Who could argue with the basic principle that men and woman should have equal rights? In the ideal world, of course, such a proposition would be inarguable. But the people…