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New Zealand Innings

4th over: Ahh!

19th over: No!

23rd over: Crap!

24th over: D’oh!

27th over: Ouch!

41st over: Shit!

42nd over: Bugger!

44th over: F#*k!

47th over: Sigh…

Closing comments: Doomed

Australian Innings

2nd over: Yes!

3rd over: Ooh!

4th to 34th over: No no no make the pain go away! The horror! The horror!

35th over: Yes!

36th – 38th overs: Hope turns to despair…

39th over: …turns to hope again..

40th – 46th overs: … before despair returns.

Closing comments: WE’RE NUMBER TWO! WE’RE NUMBER TWO!

TAKE THAT INDIA. PAKISTAN, ENGLAND, SRI LANKA, WEST INDIES AND SOUTH AFRICA!