In the wake of the controversial decision to award the 2018 and 2022 World Cups to Russia and Qatar respectively, it is worth considering what is going on behind the scenes when an event like the World Cup or Olympics is being held.

Steve Rose of the Guardian writes that some people are claiming that the London Olympics, to be held in two years’ time, are merely a smokescreen for the hoax alien invasion that will occur in 2012.

Even in conspiracy-theory terms, the London Olympics plot is a difficult one to swallow, but that hasn’t stopped a credulous minority from gulping it down. You’ll find them on cult conspiracy blogs such as Red Ice Creations, Godlike Productions and Above Top Secret, or even making their own video presentations on YouTube. The basic scenario goes something like this: while the world’s eyes are on London in 2012, a spectacular alien invasion will take place at the Olympic stadium. Or so the public will think; it will actually be a hoax invasion, orchestrated by the New World Order as an excuse to stage a global coup d’etat. Terrified by the appearance of aliens, the world’s populace will surrender their civil liberties, and “they” – a vague array of elite cliques such as the Bilderberg group, the Freemasons, the Illuminati, and dynasties such as the English royal family, the Rockefellers and the Rothschilds – will have smoothly achieved their goal of a single world government, economy and religion. It sounds like a cross between Dan Brown, the X-Files and Watchmen, but believers insist this stuff is real.

You’d really have to be super-naïve to believe such rubbish. A hoax? Hardly! What exactly are the Reptilian Elite if not aliens?

The Guardian article is dismissive of the evidence cited for a plot. Secret symbols, hidden messages in street signs and the like. Well I wouldn’t be so hasty to dismiss any evidence of Their malevolent plans. Bad evidence is still evidence, after all.

Besides, They would want you to think the theory is ludicrous. They’re hardly going to leave a roadmap of their takeover plans lying about, are they? All these supposed clues are simply decoys to mask the real plan, and to encourage us to laugh at the doomsayers amongst us, rather than take the urgent action necessary to remove Their odious influence.

It just happens that I have my own evidence of Their plotting. They will probably try to have me killed for revealing Their secrets, but that is a risk I am willing to take. The day of Their rising is closer than you think, and won’t happen in 2012. It’s coming this month. And I’ll even give you the date: 25 December. How can I be so sure? Well, here’s the evidence:

We are being conditioned to expect people to infiltrate our houses in the early hours of that day, but to think nothing of it. The jolly fat man who’s going to come down your chimney may have presents in his sack, but beware! He also has an array of transmitters and electronic devices that he will install in your house. These will interfere with your natural brain patterns and make you susceptible to suggestions that They will put to you by means of subliminal advertising.

Their hidden messages are already having an effect. Christmas consumerism is rampant. The industrialists, bankers and reptilians who control the US corporates want us to buy more of Their product. That makes Them fat and rich, and helps to fund Their mind control programmes.

They are also using the Church to spread Their messages of submission. Anyone who has read the Bible ought to know that the entire thing is a textbook for deceit. It can hardly be a coincidence that you can spell both “amuse” and “ruse” from the letters in the word “Jerusalem”. And if further proof is required, imagine that each of the letters in the alphabet represents a number from 1 to 26. The letter A represents 1, B is 2, and  Z is 26 etc. JESUS expressed in numbers is 10, 5, 19, 21 and 19. Add those numbers up and you get 74. Now multiply 74 by the number of planets in our solar system (you’ll have to assume Pluto is still a planet – They only changed the number of planets because They feared this secret knowledge would escape). What do you get? 666, the Number of the Beast.

But why, you ask, would the Bible give Jesus the number of the devil? If you consider that Satan is often depicted in art and literature as a demonic creature with reptilian features, it all falls into place. The myth of Satan is in fact derived from the knowledge of the ancients, who recognised the evil amongst us. So Satan is one of the reptilian elite, and we know how They like disguise themselves. How better to manipulate the Church than to pose as the very object of its veneration?

Those supposedly harmless Christmas carols are another clue to Their plans and motivations. On the 25th of December when Their ships descend from the heavens They will begin Their slaughter of anyone who does not submit. There will be much blood shed on that day. Such is Their excitement and bloodlust that They can barely contain Their glee. So They sing seemingly harmless songs like:

Dashing through the snow, in a one-horse open sleigh
Over the fields we go, laughing all the way;
Bells on bob-tail ring, making spirits bright
What fun it is to ride and sing a sleighing song tonight

Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way!
O what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way!
O what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh

But wait a minute. Let’s take another look at those lyrics:

Dashing through the snow, in a one-horse open sleigh
Over the fields we go, laughing all the way;
Bells on bob-tail ring, making spirits bright
What fun it is to ride and sing a sleighing song tonight

Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way!
O what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way!
O what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh

This is a song about the joys of slaying others, of murdering innocent people. Do you still think I’m crazy?

Finally, let’s talk for a moment about that jolly red-suited man we call Santa. Except Santa isn’t his real name. Mix a couple of letters around and what do you get? Satan.

So if you think this Christmas will be a time of joy and peace, you’d better think again. Gather as much ammunition and tinned food as you can, and start building those bunkers.

And if a group of Christmas carolers turns up on your doorstep offering to sing Jingle Bells, or if you see a jolly Santa at your local mall this Christmas, don’t muck around: give them both barrels.