… is round up all the bloggers and commentators on the left with an opinion on Labour’s woes, lock them all in the same small room for days on end until they are ankle deep in their own excrement and overwhelmed by the foetid stench; then drag them outside, wash them down, give them clean clothes, and send them on their way.

I have no idea what this experiment will achieve, but the rest of us will have a good laugh.

I will of course be exempted. This experiment will need a control.