We’re being flooded already

I agree with John Key. It’s time we took firm steps to stop the influx of all these boat people.

They’re already hitting our shores in record numbers. If you go down to the Auckland waterfront on a summer’s day you’ll see thousands of these detestable people, pouring off the ferries after journeying from God-forsaken cesspits like Devonport or Bayswater, or crowding the Downtown cafes while babbling away in their vile languages before heading back to their cruise ships.

You can also find them swarming like an army of maggots all over places like Westhaven Marina and Half Moon Bay. These “boaties” (as they’ve come to be known) swagger around in their shorts and their funny little boat shoes, acting like they own the place. It makes me ill.

Internment camps are too good for them.