This is my eighth election day post.

I wrote all of these posts on Friday, and they have been set to automatically publish at set intervals.

It’s possible that I died in my sleep overnight or was killed in a car accident. You might be reading the words of a dead man.

It’s also possible that the Electoral Commission’s Special Operations Unit has seized me and taken me to a secret location, and they are now interrogating me in an effort to crack the secret political code behind what appears to be a series of random and utterly pointless posts.

If so, this photograph ought to cause them even more confusion and dismay. Haha!.