Has Colin Craig been dumped from the Conservatives because he is too crazy, or is it because he is not crazy enough?

At the very same time as Colin Craig is forced out, John Kirwan is leaving the Blues. Could a job swap be in the offing?

Could Colin Craig really do any worse than Kirwan?

Is Nick Smith in training to get his old ACC portfolio back? It would explain his high number of workplace accidents.

John Key has described Nick Smith as “outstanding.” It may well be that Nick Smith is outstanding in the field. But who actually owns the field he’s standing in?

Should we cut Nick Smith some slack? It’s not easy being a minister in this government. It’s an exhausting job, finding other people to blame for everything you do wrong.

If this government cannot be held responsible for anything that ever goes wrong, should the same principle apply whenever there is good economic news?

Matthew Hooton is apparently planning to run the London Marathon to raise money for the Cancer Society. It’s the latest in a series of despicable moves designed by this dirty politics player to wrongfoot his opponents. But who is the real target of this nefarious plan? Is it Wayne Eagleson?

Are sheep normally desert creatures?

Can we stop calling it a housing crisis? I own my own home and I’m perfectly comfortable, thank you very much. There’s no feeling of crisis here, as I recline in my bathtub filled with Chateau Lafite, while contemplating the vast capital gains I have made over the last few years at the expense of others.

If the answer is Murray McCully, Nick Smith, Anne Tolley, Nathan Guy, Gerry Brownlee, Hekia Parata and Simon Bridges, does anyone know what the question is?

It’s apparently 200 years since Waterloo. Does anyone else feel old? I remember when the song first came out.