Here is an infernal milestone for my site. The number of the beast is 666. But I never leave home unprepared, and it always pays to have a spare digit. This is a sign. Soon my reign of terror will begin. Then my diabolical majesty will be revealed to the world, and you will all…
10.22am: John Key meets management of Triangle TV to discuss funding bid for quarterfinals. Coverage to be in Hindi. 11.32am: Pita Sharples and Jonathan Coleman in punch-up on steps of Parliament. Labelled “fight of the century” by promoters, who hope this might at least be a contest. 11.55am: Pita Sharples and Jonathan Coleman seen in…
How hard can it be to come up with a good product name? Quite hard, apparently. Vegemite Cheesybite has been chosen as the name for a new Kraft Foods spread combining Vegemite with cream cheese. The name replaces the original moniker for the product, iSnack2.0, which was scrapped after protests from consumers. The name they…
Now you can keep track of the Champions Trophy Final while you’re at work, with this exciting new feature on Imperator Fish. I will keep this page updated during the morning. New Zealand Innings 4th over: Ahh! 19th over: No! 23rd over: Crap! 24th over: D’oh! 27th over: Ouch! 41st over: Shit! 42nd over: Bugger!…
My wife and I are in the middle of potty-training the boy. It’s going well, and he responds excellently to bribery. A small bit of chocolate is the reward he gets for doing the business. So he’s a pretty regular consumer of sweet things at the moment. But that may have to stop, because it…
Tests on a skull fragment thought to be from the body of Adolf Hitler, appear to show it is from a woman. The fragment, complete with bullet hole, was dug up by the Russians in 1946 outside Hitler’s bunker. Test results show the DNA is that of a woman. An examination of the fragment suggests she…
Since it appears we’re going to have a referendum on MMP on 2011, it’s time we looked at some of the alternative voting systems that could be offered to us. And Germany is a good place to look. Here are a couple of models for us to consider. The Baden-Württemberg system This system is used…
The people of the small island nation of Aotearoa faced a daunting task this morning, as a new law forced them to move their political affiliations to the left. The law came into effect at 6.00am local time. As expected, there was chaos as people jostled towards the left, and with internet traffic on various…
It has become obvious to me that many of my colleagues in the legal profession have a real problem with the way they write. And it’s getting worse. If you’ve read a letter from a lawyer lately you probably felt some disappointment about the wordsmanship. Where have all the “notwithstandings” and “hereinafters” gone? Is there…
It’s rankings time. And guess who’s on top again! Our Methodology The Imperator Fish Rankings are calculated using the following methodology: Take the overall page hits for the blogsite and add them to the total number of postings made. Add flour and eggs and beat until the mixture is soft and fluffy. Place the mixture…
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