A statement from John Key
I continue to be asked whether New Zealand will lift its annual refugee quota. We’re obviously all concerned about events in Europe, but we need to respond in a calm and measured way.
Keep your dead children off our beaches!
Who the hell do these people think they are? What gives these refugees the right to wash their dead children onto someone else’s beach?
A flag for New Zealand
People are getting themselves worked up into near frenzy over the four alternative flag designs released yesterday. But they really shouldn’t. Each of these designs says something very special about New Zealand and its place in the world.
A flag for our brighter future
It looks as if John Key is going to decide which flag we have. So I thought I would take the pressure off him by designing a flag he would instantly fall in love with.
One notable omission from All Blacks squad
Spare a thought for those who failed to make the All Blacks Rugby World Cup squad. One man in particular will be feeling gutted.
Win or lose, McCaw will be remembered as a great–unless we lose
He is our greatest ever rugby player. A true champion, and if the All Blacks don’t win the Rugby World Cup he should be burned in effigy.
The King wants your TV
There was consternation this week as it was announced that King Tuheitia wants all of your things.
On moving to the centre
If I had a dollar for every opinion thinkpiece I have ever read about where on the political spectrum the New Zealand Labour Party should position itself, I’d be richer than Croesus. Even richer than Colin Craig’s lawyers.
Those worms are vicious little bastards
It’s good to see the government finally doing something about the earthworm problem. But why has it taken so long?
Is Mike Hosking biased?
Is Mike Hosking biased? Is the Pope a Catholic? Actually, I’m not so sure he is.
Imperator Fish 
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