UFB Project: Terms of Tender

Thank you for expressing an interest in tendering for a government bailout in connection with our ultra-fast broadband project.

It’s Cup Day

It’s Melbourne Cup Day. The one day of the year when almost everyone in the country remembers they don’t really give a shit about horse racing.

Please, please, stop your raping

Police are pleading with a group of young Auckland men to stop raping so many girls and women.

LAX shooting: heroism of NZ man who hid in toilets praised

A New Zealand man is a hero, after cowering in a toilet cubicle while a gunman rampaged through Los Angeles Airport on Saturday.

Revolution!

This week saw the launch of the New Zealand Taxpayers’ Union, a new organisation with very leftist ideals and aspirations, and with a set of governing rules bound to bring tears of nostalgia to any old-time socialist.

How to explain that poll?

Ever wondered what to make of that political poll that just didn’t work for you? Let us help you.

I just called to say I love you

A message of love and affection from New Zealand’s Prime Minister to New Zealand’s closest friend and ally.

Fears mount that gays will soon be ruling the world

As the Labour Party makes plans to change its list selection rules to recognise different sexual orientations, fears are mounting that those gays are going to take over everything.