John Key is a psychopath: the shocking evidence
In a stunning development, it can now be revealed that John Key is a psychopath! We have all the incontrovertible proof.
Why the charter school experiment must be allowed to proceed
A guest post by His Excrescence the High Priest of the Church of the All-Seeing Sandwich.
Why wasn’t I invited to sign and then denounce this?
A plot in my own backyard, and nobody told me?
A statement from Phil Goff, MP
Phil Goff sets the record straight about those remark he made in Parliament about women.
Why my communications should be monitored by the GCSB
If these people aren’t spying on me, then they’re not doing their goddamn job!
Relationship with China in meltdown after PM’s calculator breaks
The PM’s calculator just broke. Will this lead to a trade crisis?
Time to rebrand
It’s time to come up with a new national brand.
An update on That Thing
The business that has kept me busy these last few days is almost at an end. I now have to travel to Wellington on Wednesday to talk to some important people. Then it’s sorted, once and for all. I never wanted for any of this to happen, but I won’t stand back and do nothing.…
Champion tomatoes
I haven’t had much time for blogging these last few days, but I hope to return to regular posting soon. I won’t bore you with too much detail about my reasons for not posting, because I can tell that you bore easily. I blame Facebook, Twitter and all those reality TV shows for your short…
A statement from Dr. Jonathan Coleman, Defence Minister
I am aware of the claims being made in some quarters that today is Friday, and that the date is 2 August 2013. These claims have surfaced on a number of blogs and social media sites this morning, and they are being repeated widely in the news media. It is not the usual policy of…
Imperator Fish 
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