Closing The Incompetence Gap

Reserve Bank Governor Alan Bollard has said that the income gap between New Zealand and Australia may not be as wide as first thought. But there are concerns that the incompetence gap between the two countries may be widening. Unlike the income gap, levels of arrogant ignorant shortsighted stupidity within government have traditionally fluctuated, making it difficult…

Radio NZ Is Making Do

Radio New Zealand bosses yesterday assured a parliamentary select committee that the broadcaster would cope with the ongoing funding freeze. The broadcaster’s chairman Richard Griffin and chief executive Peter Cavanagh were appearing before the Commerce Select Committee. Radio New Zealand’s funding was frozen for five years in 2008, but Mr Cavanagh told committee members that…

I’m Happy To Help

John Key is a lucky politician. Just when it seems nothing is going right for him, along comes a media storm involving an Opposition MP. Key has had a bad start to the year. Winston Peters has been making life for National difficult in the debating chamber, National’s unpopular asset sales programme continues to dominate…

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This Is Your Day, So Make It Hurt

Waitangi Day is the day on which we celebrate our nationhood. However you choose to mark the day, I hope you make it a special one. Whether you plan on jostling and shoving strangers in public places, yelling abuse at passing delegations, or taunting people for being Uncle Tom figures, I hope you take time…

Call Me, John

John Banks says Catherine Isaac is qualified to oversee the trial of Charter Schools because the ACT list candidate “loves education”, and spent six years on a school board of trustees. I love cricket, and I spent several years playing the game in my youth. Should I take over John Wright’s job when he retires?…