Fishmeat: Time To Name And Shame

The Labour Party are afraid of me, because they know I never back down from a fight unless I do. I may have the emotional maturity of a twelve year old, but when it comes to fighting dirty I won’t be beaten, especially if there’s cash involved. The Labour MP who has a woman chained to…

Fishmeat: Who’s That In Your Dungeon?

A spy tells me that a certain Labour MP has a secret. A dirty little secret he keeps chained to a wall in his basement. My source is impeccable. This is the same source who last week revealed that Trevor Mallard was a terrorist working for al-Qaeda, and who blew the whistle on the shameful treatment of…