Fishmeat: Who’s That In Your Dungeon?

A spy tells me that a certain Labour MP has a secret. A dirty little secret he keeps chained to a wall in his basement.

My source is impeccable. This is the same source who last week revealed that Trevor Mallard was a terrorist working for al-Qaeda, and who blew the whistle on the shameful treatment of fellow patients in his secure mental institution only a couple of months ago.
I won’t name the MP yet, because I want to try to drag this out into numerous blogposts in order to get as much attention for myself as possible. 
Stand by for more juicy details…