A useful terror threat tool

A useful terror threat tool.

Throwing my hat into the ring

I am today announcing that I will seek the leadership of the New Zealand Labour Party.

John Key’s plan to obliterate the South Waikato township of Putaruru using tactical nuclear weapons is a bold one, but it hits all the right notes.

One battle. One position. One winner. But who will it be?

Dear Labour Party caucus members: This is a coup. Please move away from your desks and tables with your hands in the air. No sudden movements please.

Are you looking for a challenging job working with ambitious people? This could be the role for you.

I’m not bitter and twisted. No, really, I’m not. Much.

An analysis of what went wrong and why, and what it means.

Everyone else is doing it, so why shouldn’t I have a go? Here are my predictions for what is going to happen.

In which I call for divine assistance. Please do not abandon us in our hour of need, oh Lord!